Monday, December 1, 2008

Are you SURE you're not pregnant?

Bryan Adams continues to sing 'Do I Have To Say the Words' to me.

Today my dad told me he wanted his hair cut like Hugh Jackman. I'm amazed my father knows who Hugh Jackman is. I've got one hip dad.

So this is kind of bizarre. I got a call today from some lady with an company called Baby & Me today. She was like 'You signed up for discounts' and I was like 'Lady I don't have any offspring'. She then asked me 'You're sure?' LIKE I'M UNSURE? I hung up on her. Unbelievable. How did I get signed up for that crap?

Anxiety overload tonight, fingers missing keys like wildfire.

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